ME AND MYSELF

I talk to myself from time to time. Who doesn't? Sometimes, it beats the shit out of talking to other people.

Me: I'm hungry. What do we have to eat?
Me: Nothing good.
Me: Sainsbury's seems so far away.
Me: Damn right, sister!

Or,

Me: I feel like my life is going nowhere.
Me: You'll be fine.
Me: You think so?
Me: Yeah, trust me.
Me: You're swell.

It's hard not to love myself. I so get me.