ANGER

If I were God, these are the people you can kill and offer as sacrifice to me.

1. The people behind Grey's Anatomy. Wait, better yet, the dumbass who came up with McDreamy. S/he should be stabbed, dragged down the streets, burnt and set on 1 tonne of napalm. Blow her/him up good. Die!! Die!!

2. People who bag their groceries too slowly at Sainsbury's. Now if you're arthritic, I can symphatize but if you're slow because you're chatting up the cashier, you're a dumbass who deserves to die!! What are the chances you're going to have a real conversation with the person who scans your supply of dairy products, vegs, meat and condoms?? Go home and call your parents instead.

3. People who play loud music outside my window. Yea, you have a car and your car has stereo. I'm going to set your car on fire one of these days. With you trapped inside!!

I feel so much better now.