AD

I came across the stupidest ad in the whole world. There was Patrick Dempsey flashing his standard I’m-such-a-stud smile (whatever) and the line: Worth Getting Sick For.

I said to my friend: Worth getting sick for?!? He’s a fucking brain surgeon!! That should mean you’re getting brain surgery to see him!! Why would anyone think it worthy?!? (Hmm maybe brain damage explains why anyone would fall for such an ad).

My friend said: Maybe they meant seeing him in the clinics. Or seeing anyone from Grey’s in general.

I felt like a complete dumbass who has nothing better to do than rant about some substandard TV show.

Not an hour later we came across Ellen Pompeo’s poster with the line: Love Is Inoperable.

It was all I could do not to run away screaming. Those dumbasses behind Grey’s Anatomy should die!! Die!! Die!!

Stupidest ads ever.

And I’m always right.

GREY AREA

I hate Grey's Anatomy with a passion. Fine, I'm actually angry at myself for watching the latest episode. I have stopped watching Grey's Anatomy for ages, and am so proud for not watching. If I heard Meredith's neurotic whining one more time, or the name McDreamy again (I heard there's even a McSteamy now, wtf?!? Makes me want to crawl out of my skin), I would die from anger stroke.

So after 2 years of not watching, I guess I let my guard down a bit. I heard the 3 episodes arc was kinda good, so I read the first 2 recaps and decided to watch the last one. I'm not going to spoil the episode for those who haven't seen it, but oh my God, it sucks ass! Suckage!

My biggest enemies now are the people behind Grey's Anatomy. If I could find anthrax, I would send them packageful.

I don't mind the show being unrealistic and not portraying real medicine, it's a drama (nevermind that it's a substandard one). Who would want to watch real surgeons doing rounds for 15 nonstop hours? If you want real, go watch a documentary. So I forgive Grey's for being overly dramatic, but UP TO THE POINT OF BEING ABSURD AND COMPLETELY UTTERLY RIDICULOUS?! And don't even let me begin with the extra extra annoying characters.

That's one hour of my life gone forever. 50 minutes for the show and 10 for the anger blackout.

Now I have to watch a few episodes of House to recover.

ANGER

If I were God, these are the people you can kill and offer as sacrifice to me.

1. The people behind Grey's Anatomy. Wait, better yet, the dumbass who came up with McDreamy. S/he should be stabbed, dragged down the streets, burnt and set on 1 tonne of napalm. Blow her/him up good. Die!! Die!!

2. People who bag their groceries too slowly at Sainsbury's. Now if you're arthritic, I can symphatize but if you're slow because you're chatting up the cashier, you're a dumbass who deserves to die!! What are the chances you're going to have a real conversation with the person who scans your supply of dairy products, vegs, meat and condoms?? Go home and call your parents instead.

3. People who play loud music outside my window. Yea, you have a car and your car has stereo. I'm going to set your car on fire one of these days. With you trapped inside!!

I feel so much better now.