IKHWAN

I have to go back :(

NOVEMBER

Dennis has recently managed to steal his mother's car but at least he had the decency to buy his own TomTom. Fortunately, his mother has two cars but unfortunately, they're both family cars.

Me: It's quite a big car.
Dennis: It's a family car.
Silence.

I have always known that I am an old person deep down and I'm perfectly happy with it. I don't have to do all the crazy things young people get up to. What I didn't know was that I was slowly infecting my boyfriend.

Sure, he dances like an old person and he loves old love songs but I'm not guilty for both. We are slowly turning into an old couple. Well, maybe a middle age kind of couple. He wants to see a financial advisor. We have to look after his brother during Christmas holidays. And we have outgrown McDonald's and BK (well, we were students just not very long ago).

Me: *sitting in the family car* You know, so many things have changed since we came to Blackpool.
Dennis: *clearly not listening* Do you think we will ever get in the backseat and... you know?
Me: Don't even think about it.

Maybe not so old.