SEPTEMBER

Sometimes I ask myself whether this is the life I had imagined when I was a child. I remember writing lots of essays starting with 'When I grow up, I want to...' Somehow, practising medicine, living in Blackpool, being with a man-child, managing finances never made it to the essays but look where I am now.

Clearly I didn't have lots of imagination when I was young. C'mon, when I was watching Andy (from Toy Story 3) playing with his toys and imagining all sorts of action, I thought that boy was borderline delusional. They're just toys, they're not alive...

Anyway, how is your life?