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Today on 25:

The bus stopped and the doors opened. I saw an old man with a cane hurrying up the street. Like a jackass that I am, I made a bet with myself if the man would make it to the bus. Man, was he slow.

But he did. The door did close on him but it reopened and he got in. And with a cane in one hand, his arthritic knees bent in a curiously funny way, he looked around for a seat.

The two girls looked at him and continued their conversation. The old 60ish Pakistani man glanced up. The younger man besides him didn't even notice. Everyone else stayed put. Finally the old Pakistani man offered his seat. He was after all not carrying the ultimate weapon, the cane.

I felt like kicking the two stupid bitches. I hope they get knocked up by their dumbass boyfriends and when they're really really pregnant, they would get on 25 and not offered a seat. Learn your lesson the hard way!! What they did is just so wrong.

HAHA

Today on 25:

I don't normally care what's going on in the bus, I just listen to some music and look out the window. It never fails to amaze me that with one giant turn, 25 exits Central London, enters East London and the scenery changes completely.

But today, a loud voice caught my attention. "Hey you, yeah you. I hate you. Stop talking on the phone. You're a big prick, you know that."

Without turning around, I knew it was a black guy harrassing some guy. It went on for a few minutes with nobody else saying a word. Who in their right mind would?

"If we were not on the bus, I would beat the crap out of you. You're a prick you know that. Don't answer your phone. If you answer your phone, I'm gonna beat you. I hate your face. You're a prick you know that. You're a big prick!"

Either he's an idiot, or he's pretty amateur at harrassing people. The lack of originality should tip you off.

"I'm so much better than you. I'm gonna be someone big and I'm gonna do big things. Everyone on this bus knows it. I'm gonna amount to bigger things. I'm so much better than you, you prick!" And he went to harrass the driver. It was too far for me to hear.

And then he got off at Aldgate and the inspectors caught him for not having a travelcard. And the people on the bus cheered.

Oh what a fun day!!

SPEAKING OF BABIES

I once read about this guy who smothered a baby girl. Took a pillow, pressed it down hard on the baby's face. Cruel, isn't it? If only he stopped there.

He then took the baby by the legs and proceeded to bash it against the bed. And he said he felt so much better after that. The horror of it. For the first few seconds, I was speechless. And then I was blinded with rage. Go up against someone your own size, you douchebag!! They should inject him with a paralytic and beat the crap out of him with a baseball bat. See what it feels like to be helpless while someone beats you to death!!!

I know he's probably mentally ill but I hope he burns in Hell!!

ANGER

If I were God, these are the people you can kill and offer as sacrifice to me.

1. The people behind Grey's Anatomy. Wait, better yet, the dumbass who came up with McDreamy. S/he should be stabbed, dragged down the streets, burnt and set on 1 tonne of napalm. Blow her/him up good. Die!! Die!!

2. People who bag their groceries too slowly at Sainsbury's. Now if you're arthritic, I can symphatize but if you're slow because you're chatting up the cashier, you're a dumbass who deserves to die!! What are the chances you're going to have a real conversation with the person who scans your supply of dairy products, vegs, meat and condoms?? Go home and call your parents instead.

3. People who play loud music outside my window. Yea, you have a car and your car has stereo. I'm going to set your car on fire one of these days. With you trapped inside!!

I feel so much better now.