GREY AREA

I hate Grey's Anatomy with a passion. Fine, I'm actually angry at myself for watching the latest episode. I have stopped watching Grey's Anatomy for ages, and am so proud for not watching. If I heard Meredith's neurotic whining one more time, or the name McDreamy again (I heard there's even a McSteamy now, wtf?!? Makes me want to crawl out of my skin), I would die from anger stroke.

So after 2 years of not watching, I guess I let my guard down a bit. I heard the 3 episodes arc was kinda good, so I read the first 2 recaps and decided to watch the last one. I'm not going to spoil the episode for those who haven't seen it, but oh my God, it sucks ass! Suckage!

My biggest enemies now are the people behind Grey's Anatomy. If I could find anthrax, I would send them packageful.

I don't mind the show being unrealistic and not portraying real medicine, it's a drama (nevermind that it's a substandard one). Who would want to watch real surgeons doing rounds for 15 nonstop hours? If you want real, go watch a documentary. So I forgive Grey's for being overly dramatic, but UP TO THE POINT OF BEING ABSURD AND COMPLETELY UTTERLY RIDICULOUS?! And don't even let me begin with the extra extra annoying characters.

That's one hour of my life gone forever. 50 minutes for the show and 10 for the anger blackout.

Now I have to watch a few episodes of House to recover.

HEROES

I started watching Heroes a few weeks back. I'm tempted to say it's not the best show on the tv, but I'm scared people will kill me for that. Hah! It's so not the best tv show around. And you know I'm always right.

Mohinder is a douchebag. So is Nathan Petrelli.

But between the two, if they whipped out their dicks, Nathan would win because he's obviously the bigger dick. What a jackass. I hope his wife has a hidden power and will destroy him one day. Her or Peter, I don't care. As long as Nathan dies.

Here is my Hero Scale:

-2: You jump off a building/race your car/wrestle on tv etcetra to make yourself look cool.
0: You wear red underpants on the outside. Or metal can stick on your body.
2: You profess your love even though it makes you look like a complete idiot.
4: You fight in a war in the name of your country or religion.
6: You kick Dick Cheney's ass.
8: You kick Dick Cheney's ass twice.
10: You tell the truth even though you will end up losing everything in your life.

I love Mohinder's voice though. Daymn.

HAHA

Today on 25:

I don't normally care what's going on in the bus, I just listen to some music and look out the window. It never fails to amaze me that with one giant turn, 25 exits Central London, enters East London and the scenery changes completely.

But today, a loud voice caught my attention. "Hey you, yeah you. I hate you. Stop talking on the phone. You're a big prick, you know that."

Without turning around, I knew it was a black guy harrassing some guy. It went on for a few minutes with nobody else saying a word. Who in their right mind would?

"If we were not on the bus, I would beat the crap out of you. You're a prick you know that. Don't answer your phone. If you answer your phone, I'm gonna beat you. I hate your face. You're a prick you know that. You're a big prick!"

Either he's an idiot, or he's pretty amateur at harrassing people. The lack of originality should tip you off.

"I'm so much better than you. I'm gonna be someone big and I'm gonna do big things. Everyone on this bus knows it. I'm gonna amount to bigger things. I'm so much better than you, you prick!" And he went to harrass the driver. It was too far for me to hear.

And then he got off at Aldgate and the inspectors caught him for not having a travelcard. And the people on the bus cheered.

Oh what a fun day!!

GPs

GPs are assholes!!

Don't you hate it when one person ruins everything for everyone else? I really really want to like GPs. I do. This consultant endocrinologist said he admired GPs very much. "They see patients, each time not knowing what to expect, and they have to immediately assess and plan what to do. I could never do that. I would always prefer to be prepared, and to know what I'm going up against."

I see his point. Yes, what they do is admirable. Damn admirable.

But one asshole is enough to ruin everything.

Excuse me, I need to go scream into my pillow.

SPEAKING OF BABIES

I once read about this guy who smothered a baby girl. Took a pillow, pressed it down hard on the baby's face. Cruel, isn't it? If only he stopped there.

He then took the baby by the legs and proceeded to bash it against the bed. And he said he felt so much better after that. The horror of it. For the first few seconds, I was speechless. And then I was blinded with rage. Go up against someone your own size, you douchebag!! They should inject him with a paralytic and beat the crap out of him with a baseball bat. See what it feels like to be helpless while someone beats you to death!!!

I know he's probably mentally ill but I hope he burns in Hell!!

ANGER

If I were God, these are the people you can kill and offer as sacrifice to me.

1. The people behind Grey's Anatomy. Wait, better yet, the dumbass who came up with McDreamy. S/he should be stabbed, dragged down the streets, burnt and set on 1 tonne of napalm. Blow her/him up good. Die!! Die!!

2. People who bag their groceries too slowly at Sainsbury's. Now if you're arthritic, I can symphatize but if you're slow because you're chatting up the cashier, you're a dumbass who deserves to die!! What are the chances you're going to have a real conversation with the person who scans your supply of dairy products, vegs, meat and condoms?? Go home and call your parents instead.

3. People who play loud music outside my window. Yea, you have a car and your car has stereo. I'm going to set your car on fire one of these days. With you trapped inside!!

I feel so much better now.