EVIL

I'm known among my friends as a judgmental person and I have no problem with that. Now, this guy decided to call me evil because of it.

Aw, it’s so flattering. Don’t bother stating the obvious next time, just go ahead and build me an even bigger pedestal. Here is The Scale of Evil:

-2: My mother
0: Barney the purple dinosaur
2: Chucky, the evil doll
4: Saddam Hussein
6: Satan
8: Yours truly (muahahaha)
10: Dick Cheney (obviously)

Where do you belong?

HEROES

I started watching Heroes a few weeks back. I'm tempted to say it's not the best show on the tv, but I'm scared people will kill me for that. Hah! It's so not the best tv show around. And you know I'm always right.

Mohinder is a douchebag. So is Nathan Petrelli.

But between the two, if they whipped out their dicks, Nathan would win because he's obviously the bigger dick. What a jackass. I hope his wife has a hidden power and will destroy him one day. Her or Peter, I don't care. As long as Nathan dies.

Here is my Hero Scale:

-2: You jump off a building/race your car/wrestle on tv etcetra to make yourself look cool.
0: You wear red underpants on the outside. Or metal can stick on your body.
2: You profess your love even though it makes you look like a complete idiot.
4: You fight in a war in the name of your country or religion.
6: You kick Dick Cheney's ass.
8: You kick Dick Cheney's ass twice.
10: You tell the truth even though you will end up losing everything in your life.

I love Mohinder's voice though. Daymn.