H2

I know it's lame but I love ranting about tv shows. This week on Heroes: Mohinder made an ass of himself (oooh what else is new?). Mohinder plays classic villain = big talk + wasting time. Was I supposed to go "You da man!" when he finally caught Sylar? Well, if it takes you 18 episodes to finally do something right, you fail to impress me.

And Grandma Petrelli wants some action as well! Sly grandmothers, you don't get that often on tv. But we've pretty much seen all other characters. Ridiculously oblivious character the audience will love to thrash? Approved. Let's call him Mohinder. Asshole politician? Approved. Let's call him Nathan. The comic relief? Approved. Let's make them Japanese duo.

And on House: I'm extremely curious where Cameron learnt phlebotomy. If that's how they're doing it in America, sign me up for some courses! So, House and Cameron finally had some tongue action. Ten years from now, I'll be on my therapist's couch going, "I started banging my head against the wall when I saw this utterly disturbing scene on tv." And Wilson desperately needs to grow a pair. Why is he so desperate for House's love (okay, friendship)? Just take the man's cane and shove it up his ass! House has been asking for that since the David Morse arc.

By the way, I heard Hayden Panettiere is making an album. Step aside, Hilary Duff *angkat Hilary Duff campak dalam sungai* it's Hayden time!

HEROES

I started watching Heroes a few weeks back. I'm tempted to say it's not the best show on the tv, but I'm scared people will kill me for that. Hah! It's so not the best tv show around. And you know I'm always right.

Mohinder is a douchebag. So is Nathan Petrelli.

But between the two, if they whipped out their dicks, Nathan would win because he's obviously the bigger dick. What a jackass. I hope his wife has a hidden power and will destroy him one day. Her or Peter, I don't care. As long as Nathan dies.

Here is my Hero Scale:

-2: You jump off a building/race your car/wrestle on tv etcetra to make yourself look cool.
0: You wear red underpants on the outside. Or metal can stick on your body.
2: You profess your love even though it makes you look like a complete idiot.
4: You fight in a war in the name of your country or religion.
6: You kick Dick Cheney's ass.
8: You kick Dick Cheney's ass twice.
10: You tell the truth even though you will end up losing everything in your life.

I love Mohinder's voice though. Daymn.