EVIL

I'm known among my friends as a judgmental person and I have no problem with that. Now, this guy decided to call me evil because of it.

Aw, it’s so flattering. Don’t bother stating the obvious next time, just go ahead and build me an even bigger pedestal. Here is The Scale of Evil:

-2: My mother
0: Barney the purple dinosaur
2: Chucky, the evil doll
4: Saddam Hussein
6: Satan
8: Yours truly (muahahaha)
10: Dick Cheney (obviously)

Where do you belong?