PROBS

There are certain 'problems' in this world that shouldn't be classified as real problems. Girls who can't put on weight - that's not a problem, that's bragging, bitch. A man who can't choose between two, three, four, five (and so on) women - again, bragging, dumbass. A broken tv when any reality tv show is on - that's a sign God still loves us.

Learn to tell the difference, people.

But when there are problems, you can't always tell whom they belong to. At work, you kinda have to distance yourself from certain brewing troubles. If it's not heading your way, you better get the fuck out of there before it changes direction.

It's Common Sense 101 (or whatever).

Unless of course, it's your friend and you're stupid enough to stick up for him/her and put yourself on awkward terms with the senior doctors.

When you've been with someone for a long time (or what feels like a long time), his problems are your problems and his battles are your battles. Now before you say 'awww' but secretly saying 'oh shut up already about your relationship', this is not one of those.

It's difficult when your problem solving skills are completely mismatched. You might want to let things go at certain times; but he might want to put on his ridiculous war paint on. And you might want to set someone's car on fire at other times; but he might just shrug his shoulders like he ain't got no care in the world.

You can't love someone but not hate him as well.

Or is it the other way round? What the heck am I missing?